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Santa satire by Lyn Longo

To all our readers and supporters enjoy the summer break!

Here are ten reasons why the big, bearded man should receive his “pink slip.”

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1.   Enforcing inequity: Rudolph is always the leader.

2.   Sexism: How many important women feature in the Santa Claus story?

3.   Prejudice: Haven’t seen many Black or Asian characters around him.

4.   Slavery: Just what sort of wages and conditions are provided for those elves?

5.   Poor role model: Well he is not promoting a healthy lifestyle.

6.   False advertising: How many tears are shed when the recipients of those massively promoted toys fall short of expectations or break.

7.   Contamination: Dispensing all those toxic plastic toys that need dozens of batteries definitely adds to the destruction of the planet.

8.   Noise Pollution: Subjecting us to the plethora of nauseating “feel good” movies in the lead-up to Christmas.

9.   Property damage: I can’t imagine a fully laden sleigh and all those reindeers is good for one’s roof.

10. Capitalist exploitation: Colluding with such organisations as Amazon to fleece hard-working parents.

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